The G3SG1 | Stinger is the CSGO equivalent of showing up to a knife fight with a chainsaw—technically legal, but everyone will judge you. This auto-sniper’s yellow-and-black “warning stripe” camo screams “I’m here to annoy,” like a wasp at a picnic. The Field-Tested wear adds just enough grime to make it look like it’s been dragged through Dust II’s mid-doors a few times, which it probably has. Perfect for spraying down overconfident AWPers or tilting enemies into oblivion. Pro tip: Pair it with a teabag emote for maximum salt extraction. Just don’t expect friends. Auto-snipers breed enemies. Always have, always will.