The Five-SeveN | Triumvirate (Battle-Scarred) is like that friend who shows up to a party with a wild story about surviving a sandstorm—visibly worse for wear, but still weirdly charismatic. Its Egyptian-themed hieroglyphics and gold accents are buried under enough scratches and grime to make an archaeologist cry. Battle-Scarred? More like "pharaoh’s worst day." But hey, the wear adds character—like a history book written by someone who spilled coffee on every page. Functionally, it’s still a laser-beam sidearm for shredding eco rounds, proving that even a relic can clap cheeks. Just don’t expect it to impress anyone in inspect mode… unless rust is their aesthetic.