The StatTrak™ Bayonet | Bright Water (Battle-Scarred) is the knife equivalent of a car that’s been through a demolition derby but still insists it’s “vintage.” The once-vibrant teal finish now looks like it survived a blender fight with sandpaper, its scratches and dents telling tales of countless failed rush-B attempts. Yet, the StatTrak counter proudly flexes how many souls you’ve sent to the respawn screen, because nothing says “I’m serious about this game” like tallying kills with a blade that resembles a drowned pool toy. It’s ugly-chic for players who embrace chaos—or just ran out of trade-up funds.