Ah, the StatTrak™ Gut Knife | Bright Water (Battle-Scarred)—the knife that looks like it’s been dragged through a sewer and then “cleaned” with a cheese grater. The “Bright Water” in its name is pure irony, because this thing’s finish is less “sparkling ocean” and more “drained swimming pool after a frat party.” The blade’s scratches tell stories, like that one time it got stuck in a wall mid-lunge. But hey, the StatTrak counter adds flair! Every kill is a reminder that even a knife this busted can still clap cheeks. Battle-Scarred? More like battle-unbothered. It’s the cockroach of CS:GO skins—ugly, resilient, and weirdly charming.