The MP7 | Bloodsport (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who shows up to a casual BBQ dressed for a spec-ops mission. Decked out in jagged red-and-black digital camo, it screams “I’ve watched too many action movies” while somehow still looking sleek. The Minimal Wear scuffs? Call them “battle scars” to justify not springing for Factory New. It’s the perfect skin for players who want to pretend they’re methodically clearing sites in a tactical shooter, only to panic-spray a wall when someone sneezes nearby. Bonus points: the red accents match the embarrassment on your face when you whiff the entire mag. Operate harder, buddy.