The MP9 | Black Sand (Factory New) is like that sleek, overconfident friend who shows up to a desert party dressed in all black. Its matte finish and geometric patterns mimic cracked earth, as if it’s been sunbathing in Mirage’s mid for too long. Perfect for players who want to flex their “tactical fashion” while spraying bullets like a caffeinated janitor. The Factory New version? Pristine, untouched by the horrors of Silver-ranked teammates. But let’s be real: even with its desert-chic vibe, you’ll still get domed by a Glock halfway through reloading. Stylish? Absolutely. Practical? Only if your enemies are blindfolded.