The M4A4 | Neo-Noir is the gun skin equivalent of a moody art student who spends too much time in dimly lit coffee shops. Its black-and-white base, splashed with neon pink or purple accents, screams “I’m here to frag and critique your life choices.” The Field-Tested wear adds just enough scratches to make it look like it’s seen some existential battles—perfect for players who want their weapon to whisper, “I’ve suffered, but I’m still fabulous.” It’s the kind of skin that makes you question whether you’re clutching a round or starring in a gritty indie film. Stylishly pretentious, but undeniably cool.