The Five-SeveN | Flame Test (Battle-Scarred) is like that lab partner who definitely spilled acid on the experiment notes. The skin’s fiery orange-and-black gradient looks like it survived a chemistry class gone wrong, with scratches and scuffs that scream, “I’ve seen things.” Battle-Scarred? More like Battle-Traumatized. But hey, the CTs aren’t complaining—this pistol still slaps harder than a professor grading a late submission. Its high-capacity mag and armor-piercing rounds make it a pocket-sized menace, even if the paint job resembles a campfire left out in the rain. Function over fashion? Absolutely. But deep down, you know it’s judging you for not springing for a Factory New.