Ah, the StatTrak™ Falchion Knife | Safari Mesh (Field-Tested)—a blade for players who enjoy irony. Its "Safari Mesh" camo pattern screams "I’m here to blend into a shrubbery," which is hilarious because you’re probably sprinting around Dust II like a neon target. The Falchion’s chunky design feels like swinging a pocket machete, perfect for pretending you’re clearing jungle vines mid-clutch. Field-Tested? Sure, it’s got enough scratches to double as a relic from a garage sale, but hey, StatTrak counts your kills, so at least you can flex your mediocrity in style. It’s the knife equivalent of ordering a salad at a steakhouse: practical, but nobody’s impressed.