The StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Safari Mesh (Field-Tested) is the kind of knife that screams, “I’m here to stab, not to flex.” With its chunky Bowie blade, you’ll feel like you’re swinging a machete in a jungle—except the “jungle” is Dust II, and the only foliage is the faint greenish-brown camo plastered haphazardly across the steel. Field-Tested? More like “survived a toddler’s art project.” The StatTrak counter dutifully logs every backstab, reminding you that even a knife resembling a rusted lawnmower blade can rack up kills. It’s the weapon equivalent of buying a used pickup truck: rugged, unpolished, and weirdly charming if you squint hard enough.