The M9 Bayonet | Tiger Tooth in Factory New is the kind of knife that makes even the most jaded CS:GO player stop and stare. Its blade gleams with bold orange and black stripes, like a tiger that’s been hitting the gym and decided to moonlight as a murder tool. The Factory New finish ensures it’s so pristine you’ll feel guilty actually stabbing anyone with it—though the schwing sound effect when you flick it open is pure serotonin. It’s the ultimate flex: part status symbol, part “I’ve spent way too much time on loot boxes.” Just try not to get team-flamed for inspecting it mid-round. Priorities, right?