The M9 Bayonet | Damascus Steel in Factory New condition is like that one friend who shows up to a barbecue dressed for a gala. Its swirling, layered patterns mimic ancient forging techniques, giving it a vibe that’s half-artisan blacksmith, half-tacticool mall ninja. The blade’s metallic sheen practically screams, “I’ve never touched grass, but I will slice your virtual throat with style.” While it lacks the flash of neon skins, its understated elegance appeals to players who want to flex without looking like a walking rave. Bonus: spinning it in spawn makes teammates question your priorities (and life choices). Pure CSGO drip.