The Dual Berettas | Retribution (Field-Tested) is the CS:GO equivalent of rolling into a gunfight with edgy fanfiction energy. These pistols are draped in a gothic, blood-red design that screams, “I’ve read way too many vampire novels.” The scratched-up “Field-Tested” finish? Perfect for players whose aim is as inconsistent as the paint job. Sure, they’re about as precise as a blindfolded dart thrower, but when you’re mag-dumping 30 rounds into a wall, style points matter. Bonus: The vengeful angel motif might guilt your enemies into letting you win. Or not. Either way, you’ll die fabulously.