The Falchion Knife | Forest DDPAT (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who’s been through a midlife crisis but still insists they’ve got “character.” Wrapped in a digital camo pattern that’s seen more wear than a toddler’s favorite stuffed animal, this blade looks like it’s been dragged through Chernobyl’s gift shop. The Falchion’s chunky, cleaver-like design screams “I chop zombies, not onions,” while the Battle-Scarred finish ensures it blends seamlessly into a pile of autumn leaves—or a dumpster. It’s the knife for players who want to flex their “stealth” aesthetic while pretending the scratches are from epic clutch moments, not years of neglect. Rusty charm, baby.