The AK-47 | Emerald Pinstripe is the tactical equivalent of a business casual outfit—professional enough to flex in a clutch, but casual enough to remind enemies you’re not too sweaty. Its sleek green pinstripes over a metallic base give it a retro-futuristic vibe, like a 1980s corporate boardroom decided to arm terrorists. In Field-Tested condition, it’s got just enough scratches to pretend you’ve seen combat, but not so many that it looks like you looted it from a dumpster. A solid pick for players who want their AK to whisper, “I mean business,” without screaming “I sold my car for a Neon Revolution.” Classy? Debatable. Reliable? Always.