The Bowie Knife | Ultraviolet (Minimal Wear) is the edgy cousin of CS:GO’s blade collection. With its obsidian-purple finish and faint scratches, it looks like it’s been pulled straight out of a vampire’s garage sale. The Bowie’s massive size screams, “I’m compensating for something,” while the UV tint gives off “moody teen with a blacklight poster” vibes. Minimal Wear? More like “barely survived a midnight duel with a raccoon.” Still, it’s perfect for players who want to flex a knife that whispers, “I’m here to stab and accessorize.” Just don’t ask how many cases it took to unbox this shadowy flex.