The Bowie Knife | Stained (Factory New) is the CS:GO equivalent of showing up to a knife fight with a sword. With its absurdly oversized blade and a "stained" finish that looks like someone spilled motor oil on it, this thing screams "I’ve got something to prove." The Factory New version gleams like a toxic puddle under neon lights, perfect for blinding enemies mid-swing. Its inspect animation? Pure drama—twirling it like a baton at a metal concert. Sure, it’s impractical, but who cares? Stab a watermelon in real life with this, and you’d probably summon a CS:GO loot crate. Just don’t ask why it’s called "Stained" when it’s clearly dripping edge.