The Bowie Knife | Slaughter is the kind of blade that screams “I’ve made questionable life choices, but style isn’t one of them.” With its jagged red-and-white patterns resembling a Rorschach test for psychopaths, this knife is less about subtlety and more about announcing your presence like a fireworks show in a library. The Field-Tested wear? Let’s call it “character-building scratches” from all those times you missed the defuse but looked fabulous doing it. The Slaughter’s intricate etchings of angels and diamonds practically whisper, “Yes, I overcompensate. Cry about it.” Perfect for players who prioritize drip over practicality. Just don’t ask how many cases it took to unbox.