The Bowie Knife | Forest DDPAT (Well-Worn) is like that rugged outdoorsman who thinks they’re blending into the woods but forgot to take off their neon hiking boots. The digital camo pattern (DDPAT) screams "tactical stealth," but the Well-Worn finish ensures it looks like it’s been dragged through every bush on Dust II. The Bowie’s absurdly oversized blade? Pure overcompensation. Swinging this thing is like waving a machete at a tea party—everyone notices, nobody’s impressed. Still, there’s charm in its battered edges; it’s the knife equivalent of a dad bod: not pretty, but it’s seen some stuff. Flex or flop? Depends if you dig "relic" vibes.