The Bowie Knife | Damascus Steel (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who insists they’re “ruggedly handsome” but secretly belongs in a museum. With its wavy Damascus patterns, this blade tries to flex its ancient sword-smithing heritage, but the battle scars tell a different story—like it’s been dragged through every Dust II smoke grenade since 2012. The Bowie’s oversized silhouette screams “compensating for something,” but hey, at least it’s practical for slicing through egos (and maybe CTs lurking palace). Just don’t expect it to win any beauty contests—unless “most likely to be mistaken for a pirate’s butter knife” counts.