The Bayonet | Black Laminate (Factory New) is the CS:GO equivalent of a stealthy, overpriced kitchen knife that somehow became a status symbol. Its jet-black layered finish gives off "I’m here to stab, not to vibe" energy, with a glossy sheen that screams "I polish this more than my life decisions." The laminate pattern? Think of it as the knife’s way of flexing its plywood-chic aesthetic. It’s the blade for players who want to look like they’re auditioning for a ninja role but settled for clutching Dust II instead. Surprisingly sleek, yet utterly impractical—unless you count psychological warfare against enemies squinting to see it in dark corners.