The USP-S | Caiman (Factory New) is the sidearm equivalent of showing up to a knife fight with a designer crocodile. Its sleek, reptilian texture—patterned like a predator’s scales—pairs greenish-gold accents with a cold, metallic finish, making it look like it crawled out of a swampy armory. The Factory New version? Flawless, as if it’s never actually been fired, just menaced opponents into surrendering. Popular among players who want their eco-rounds to scream, “I’m here to clutch, not budget.” Bonus points: The iridescent shimmer under certain lights might distract enemies long enough for you to miss your shots anyway. Stylish? Absolutely. Practical? Depends on your trigger finger’s ego.