The UMP-45 Primal Saber in Minimal Wear is like that one friend who shows up to a black-tie event in a leather jacket – unapologetically bold but weirdly stylish. The skin’s tribal-inspired etchings and burnt orange hues scream "I’ve seen some dustups," while the faint scratches from its Minimal Wear condition add character, not clutter. It’s the UMP-45’s way of saying, "Yeah, I’m a budget SMG, but I’ll still shred your eco round like a feral cat in a pillow factory." Perfect for players who want to flex a little menace without looking like they’re trying too hard. Just don’t expect it to carry you past Gold Nova.