The UMP-45 | Labyrinth (Well-Worn) is the budget warrior’s best friend – a submachine gun that looks like it’s been dragged through a geometry exam gone wrong. The maze-like pattern, now faded and scuffed from its “Well-Worn” battles, gives it the charm of a crossword puzzle someone spilled coffee on. Perfect for players who want to pretend they’re solving ancient riddles while spraying down mid. It’s reliable, unpretentious, and about as subtle as a neon sign in a library. Just don’t stare too long at the labyrinth design – you might lose track of the round, or your sanity.