The UMP-45 | Briefing (Minimal Wear) is like the tactical notebook of CS:GO skins—practical, no-nonsense, and just edgy enough to make you feel like a discount spec-ops agent. Its blue-gray finish is plastered with schematics and grid lines, as if someone accidentally spilled a classified floorplan onto a submachine gun. The Minimal Wear version? Think of it as "lightly distressed" by a desk jockey who once tried to open a soda can with it. It’s perfect for players who want to roleplay as the guy who takes way too many notes during a casual Deathmatch. Stylish? Sure. Intimidating? Only if your enemies fear spreadsheet aesthetics. Bonus points: It pairs well with the delusion that a UMP can outshoot a rifle.