The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Primal Saber (Factory New) is basically the CS:GO equivalent of flexing at a prehistoric rave. Wrapped in tiger-stripe patterns that scream “I just mugged a cave painting,” its fiery orange and black design makes it look like it’s perpetually charging into battle. The Factory New finish? Immaculate, like it’s never even seen a speck of Dust II sand. And let’s not forget the StatTrak counter—because if you’re gonna spray down five opponents in a smoke cloud, you need the world to know you did it with a gun that doubles as a neon tiger’s chew toy. Stylish? Absolutely. Practical? Eh, who cares when you’re this extra.