The StatTrak™ SSG 08 | Slashed (Battle-Scarred) is the CS:GO equivalent of a middle-aged dad’s DIY project: it’s seen better days, but somehow still gets the job done. The “Slashed” design features jagged red streaks that look like a toddler attacked it with crayons, while the Battle-Scarred finish ensures it’s covered in enough scratches to make you question if it’s been dragged through a gravel pit. Yet, it’s oddly charming—like a rusty pickup truck that somehow starts every time. The StatTrak counter? That’s just there to remind you how many souls you’ve crushed with this glorified scrap metal. Perfect for flexing your “I don’t care about aesthetics” vibe while still popping heads.