The StatTrak™ R8 Revolver | Llama Cannon is the kind of sidearm that screams, “I’m here to lose rounds in style.” Adorned with cartoon llamas firing rainbows from their mouths, this revolver turns every eco round into a psychedelic rodeo. The Field-Tested wear? Just adds character, like a cowboy hat that’s seen too many duels. Sure, the R8’s trigger delay could be measured in geological eras, but who cares when your kill counter ticks up with neon flair? It’s the ultimate flex: proving you’ll risk a 1v5 clutch for the sake of looking like a deranged unicorn wrangler. Bonus points if your enemies die of laughter first.