Ah, the PP-Bizon | Osiris—a skin that screams “I’m here to spray 64 bullets and accidentally hit two of them.” Draped in sleek Egyptian motifs, this Minimal Wear beauty pairs hieroglyphic flair with gold accents that almost make you forget how often you whiff shots with the Bizon. The StatTrak™ counter? Perfect for tallying how many times you’ve panic-sprayed a rush on Mirage. The slightly weathered finish adds “character,” or as I call it, “proof I’ve carried teammates who still buy Negevs.” It’s the gun skin for players who embrace chaos but want to look like a desert-themed VIP while doing it. Pharaoh of spray control? Not quite. Pharaoh of style? Absolutely.