The StatTrak™ PP-Bizon | Jungle Slipstream in Field-Tested is like that one friend who shows up to a jungle rave wearing camo but still ends up covered in mud. The green-and-black tiger-stripe pattern screams "I’m stealthy!" but let’s be real—this SMG is more about spraying 64 rounds of "oops, my bad" than tactical precision. The Field-Tested wear? Just pretend those scratches are battle scars from surviving Silver-ranked teammates. StatTrak™ counts your kills, so every bullet hose session becomes a humblebrag: "Yeah, I missed 58 shots, but look, 6 kills!" Perfect for when you want to feel like Rambo but play like a squirrel on espresso.