The StatTrak™ P90 | Desert Warfare (Factory New) is the camo-clad overachiever of CS:GO’s SMG roster. Dressed in sandy beige and brown patterns, it’s perfect for players who want to cosplay as a sand dune while spraying 50 rounds of “hello there” into a crowd. The StatTrak counter? That’s just its built-in flex machine, tallying every kill so you can humblebrag about your rush-B prowess. Factory New condition means it’s never seen actual warfare—just squeaky-clean chaos in Dust II’s corridors. Ideal for when you want to pretend you’re tactical but really just enjoy holding mouse1. Bonus: hides peanut butter stains better than your mom’s couch.