The StatTrak™ P2000 | Ivory (Field-Tested) is like that one friend who insists they’re “classy” but has definitely seen some questionable life choices. The ivory-white finish screams “I’m too elegant for this eco round,” but the Field-Tested wear? Let’s just say it’s got more scratches than a DJ’s vinyl collection. The StatTrak counter is there to remind you how many times you’ve whiffed headshots while pretending you meant to go for body shots. It’s the pistol equivalent of a tailored suit with a coffee stain—still functional, but you’re not fooling anyone into thinking it’s pristine. Perfect for flexing skill (or lack thereof) with a side of irony.