The StatTrak™ MP9 | Sand Scale (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a desert party dressed too appropriately. This skin slaps a gritty, sun-bleached texture onto the already speedy MP9, making it look like it’s been dragged through a sandstorm and polished by a meticulous goblin. The Factory New finish is almost sarcastic—why does a weapon themed around erosion look so crisp? StatTrak’s kill counter adds insult to injury, tallying your eco-round frags while the enemy wonders why they just got styled on by a gun that resembles a forgotten sandcastle. Peak irony, peak CS:GO.