The StatTrak™ MP9 | Deadly Poison (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a party in a neon hazmat suit—loud, obnoxious, and impossible to ignore. Its garish green-and-purple swirls scream "toxic waste chic," making it the perfect accessory for players who want their eco-round spray-and-pray to look intentionally chaotic. The StatTrak counter? Just a humble brag for tallying how many times you’ve accidentally domed someone while panic-firing. Sure, the MP9 itself is basically a glorified pea shooter, but this skin ensures your enemies die cringing at your questionable taste. Bonus points if you pair it with a "Biological Hazard" sticker for maximum irony. Handle with gloves.