The StatTrak™ MP9 | Bioleak (Well-Worn) is like that sketchy lab experiment you’re weirdly proud to carry into battle. Its slimy green-and-black finish oozes “biohazard chic,” with peeling paint and grime that scream, “I’ve seen things.” The Well-Worn condition? Let’s just say it’s been dragged through every sewer map in the game—twice. But hey, the StatTrak counter still works, tallying kills like a mad scientist’s clipboard. Perfect for flexing on enemies while they wonder if your gun’s aesthetic is intentional or just a cry for help. Bonus: It pairs nicely with a hazmat suit and existential dread.