The Dual Berettas | Colony (Battle-Scarred) is like that old pair of jeans you refuse to throw out—comfortably battered and full of questionable history. Its green-and-black camo pattern looks like it’s been dragged through a jungle, a landfill, and three consecutive losing matches. Perfect for players who want their sidearms to scream, “I’ve seen things.” Functionally, it’s the same spray-and-pray duo: great for emptying clips into walls while enemies laugh. But hey, that worn finish might distract opponents long enough for you to… still miss. A relic for collectors who appreciate “character” over precision. Battle-scarred? More like existentially scarred.