The StatTrak™ Five-SeveN | Hyper Beast (Battle-Scarred) is like that friend who parties too hard and shows up the next day with questionable life choices etched into their face. This pistol’s neon-drenched, monster-mash design is still visible beneath the scratches and wear, as if the beast is screaming, “I’ve seen things, man.” StatTrak tallies your kills, which is handy for flexing mid-game—“Yeah, my gun’s ugly, but it’s got receipts.” The Five-SeveN itself is a bullet hose with armor-piercing rounds, perfect for spraying down eco-round tryhards. Battle-Scarred? More like “relic of chaos.” It’s not pretty, but it’s got stories. And honestly, who needs polish when you’ve got personality?