The StatTrak™ Five-SeveN | Fowl Play (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who shows up to a party wearing a tattered chicken costume—questionable, but oddly endearing. Its design features cartoonish poultry mid-murderous rampage, splattered with blood that somehow looks even more concerning when faded by wear. The Battle-Scarred finish ensures it’s seen some stuff, with scratches so deep you could plant potatoes in them. Yet, the StatTrak counter adds a layer of existential irony: “Congrats, you’ve racked up 500 kills… with a gun that glorifies fowl play.” It’s the sidearm for players who embrace chaos, both in-game and aesthetically. Cluckin’ legendary.