Meet the Five-SeveN | Capillary (Battle-Scarred), the pistol that looks like it survived a science fair project gone horribly wrong. Its “capillary” pattern—a chaotic web of red veins—is barely visible under the Battle-Scarred wear, which makes it resemble a rusty relic fished out of a dumpster. StatTrak™ ensures you can count every desperate spray-and-pray kill you’ve racked up with this thing, probably while screaming “WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!” The finish is so rough, it’s practically a biohazard. But hey, at least it matches the aesthetic of your 14-loss streak. Perfect for flexing that “I’ve seen things” vibe while still somehow landing headshots. Just don’t let the CDC catch you holding it.