The StatTrak™ Desert Eagle | Bronze Deco (Minimal Wear) is like that flashy sports car you drive in-game to flex on the eco-round peasants. Dripping with art deco flair, its bronzed geometric patterns scream “I have taste, but also a gambling problem.” The Minimal Wear means it’s seen a few battles, but hey, scratches add character—or cope, depending on who’s holding it. StatTrak tallies your ego boosts (or whiffs), so every missed shot is a permanent reminder of your hubris. It’s not the best Deagle skin, but it’s the one you unbox when the CS:GO gods pity your soul. Perfect for pretending you’re in a noir film while bottom-fragging.