The Souvenir PP-Bizon | Urban Dashed (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a party in cargo pants and a graphic tee—reliable, low-key, and weirdly endearing. This SMG’s “Urban Dashed” skin slaps on a gritty, pixelated camo that looks like it was designed by someone who’s never actually seen a city. But hey, it’s a souvenir! That means it’s got tournament stickers plastered on it like participation trophies, commemorating rounds where someone probably whiffed half the magazine. Factory New condition? Sure, because nothing says “pristine” like a gun designed to spray 64 bullets into a wall. Perfect for eco rounds when you want to flex and panic simultaneously.