The Souvenir P250 | Metallic DDPAT (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who tries way too hard to be tactical but ends up looking like a glitchy Photoshop project. Its pixelated gray-and-black camo screams "I watched three YouTube tutorials on blending in," yet it’s about as subtle as a neon sign in a dust storm. The souvenir stamps? They’re basically participation trophies from tournaments you definitely didn’t win. Still, there’s charm in its clunky digital aesthetic—like rocking a flip phone in 2023. It’s the pistol you use when you want to flex irony, not skill. Pro tip: It pairs well with missed headshots and regret.