The PP-Bizon | Urban Dashed (Battle-Scarred) is the CS:GO equivalent of a rusty bicycle with a squeaky horn—functional, but you’d rather not show it off. Its “urban” camo looks like someone scribbled on it with a Sharpie during a power outage, and the “Battle-Scarred” tag just means it’s survived more bot matches than your average Dust II door. The high-capacity mag is its only flex, letting you spray prayers down Mid like a confetti cannon at a funeral. Great for when you want to lose a fight but really commit to losing. Bonus: The scratches hide the tears of regret after whiffing the entire clip.