The StatTrak™ Glock-18 | Gold Toof (Well-Worn) is like that friend who insists they’re “still classy” despite their questionable life choices. This pistol’s gaudy gold plating and tacky tooth engraving scream “I won a Vegas slots jackpot and blew it all on spray paint.” The “Well-Worn” finish adds charm—think of it as battle-hardened bling, with scratches that whisper, “I’ve seen things.” StatTrak’s kill counter? Perfect for flexing how many times you’ve terrorized eco rounds with a gun that looks like it escaped a rapper’s junkyard. It’s the ultimate paradox: a flex that’s also a cry for help. Glock purists weep; meme lords rejoice.