The PP-Bizon | Osiris (Factory New) is like the overachieving cousin at a family reunion who shows up in a gold-trimmed suit. Decked in sleek Egyptian hieroglyphics and metallic accents, this skin screams, “I’m here to lose but look fabulous doing it.” The Factory New finish ensures it’s shinier than your opponent’s ego after clutching a 1v5. While the Bizon itself is basically a bullet hose for panic sprayers, the Osiris distracts you with its glamour—like wrapping a sports car around a golf cart. Pro tip: Use it to flex in eco rounds, because nothing says “I have questionable priorities” like blinging out a gun that’s best at missing.