The MP5-SD | Statics (Factory New) is the stealthy cousin of CS:GO’s SMG lineup, rocking a sleek digital camo pattern that looks like it raided a 90s screensaver. Its muted gray and black geometric design is perfect for blending into shadows—or pretending you’re a pixelated ninja. The Factory New finish ensures the static lines stay crisp, like your Wi-Fi signal on a good day. While it won’t turn heads like flashy skins, it’s a humble workhorse for eco-rounds, pairing quiet confidence with its built-in suppressor. Just don’t expect it to carry the team—it’s still an MP5, not a main character.