The P250 | Epicenter is like that one friend who shows up to a casual BBQ in a sequined jacket—overkill, but impossible to ignore. Its fiery orange-and-black volcanic design screams "I’ve seen some things," with magma-like cracks that look like they’re actively melting the slide. In Field-Tested condition, it’s got just enough scuffs to pretend it’s been through tactical hell, but let’s be real—this gun’s biggest battle is probably getting swapped out for a Glock after round two. Still, it’s a flex for budget-conscious fraggers who want their eco rounds to feel like a main event. Bonus points for irony: naming a sidearm after a disaster zone? Chef’s kiss.