The Kukri Knife | Fade (Factory New) is the kind of virtual flex that screams, “I’ve either got impeccable luck or questionable financial priorities.” With its neon-soaked gradient that transitions from lavender to sunshine yellow, this blade looks like a rave party trapped in steel. The curved design is menacingly impractical—good luck chopping vegetables, but perfect for wildly swinging at air in spawn. Factory New means it’s never seen a scratch, much like its owner’s K/D ratio after buying it. Spin it, admire it, watch teammates seethe. It’s less a weapon, more a status symbol for CS:GO’s fashion-conscious tryhards. Shiny? Absolutely. Subtle? Not even a little.