The Kukri Knife | Crimson Web (Minimal Wear) is the kind of blade that whispers, “I’ve got a dark sense of humor, but I’ll look good doing crimes.” With its jagged, curved design and those blood-red web patterns splashed across the blade, it’s like a spider’s love letter to edge lords. The “Minimal Wear” tag just means it’s seen enough action to earn a few scuffs without losing its “I’m definitely the villain here” vibe. Swinging this thing feels like you’re auditioning for a horror movie sequel—extra points if you pair it with a maniacal laugh. Just don’t blame the knife when your teammates “accidentally” walk into your spin attacks.