The Kukri Knife | Scorched (Factory New) is like that one friend who insists they’ve “been through hell” but still looks suspiciously pristine. This blade sports a charred, ashen finish that screams “I survived a bonfire… or maybe just a really aggressive toaster.” Despite its apocalyptic vibes, the Factory New version somehow manages to look like it’s never touched a singed pixel. It’s the go-to knife for players who want to flex irony—wielding a weapon that’s technically burnt to a crisp but still shines like it just left the CS:GO equivalent of a car wash. Bonus points for confusing enemies: “Wait, did they just stab me with a campfire marshmallow stick?” Pure chaos.